Five Naughty Cocktails That Made Me Misbehave: What Can Happen When You're Awash

This little book presents five murderous cocktails that resulted in terribly bad behavior including, extradition from Albania, launching a wibbly-wobbly castle with a small child aboard, scalding the groin of a Prime Minister, hijacking a bus of elderly Turkish women, and being rescued by an Algerian gun boat while burying a chicken at sea. Readers are encouraged not to mimic this dreadful behavior, not to drink and drive, to avoid The French, and stay moist at all times so as to avoid becoming fetid, flaccid, or desiccated. Read more...